Card: Fucking Finally
Regular price $5.00
Card: We wanted to be adults
Card: I can’t wait to poop in your new toilet
Card: Happy Galentines Day you beautiful tropical fish
Card: Congrats on your tiny human
Card: Happy Mothers Day Mom!
Card: I love that we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child
Card: You're going to do awesome things
Card: Welcome to the world little one (GRN)
Card: Some days the best you can do is not shit your pants in public
Card: Congrats on your adorable new poop machine
Card: Thanks for the open bar
Card: I like your butt
Card: Holy Shit! Congrats
Card: Thanks for not leaving me at the fire station as a child
Card: 9 Months Sober
Card: You're Beautiful
Card: You did good
Card: Wrinkles mean you laughed, grey hair means you cared, scars mean you lived
Card: Long live the wildcards misfits and dabblers
