Card: I can’t wait to poop in your new toilet
Regular price $5.00
I’ve been practicing social distancing long before it was Government Mandated
Card: You're going to do awesome things
Card: Fucking Finally
Card: I love that we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child
Card: We wanted to be adults
Sending you a socially distanced hug
Drinking on the job
Send help! I finished all my quarantine snacks
Qurantini
Card: Welcome to the world little one (GRN)
Card: Happy Galentines Day you beautiful tropical fish
Card: Congrats on your tiny human
Card: Happy Mothers Day Mom!
Card: I like your butt
Card: You did good
Card: Some days the best you can do is not shit your pants in public
Card: Congrats on your adorable new poop machine
Card: Thanks for the open bar
Card: Hooray
