Magnet: Sometimes I have to tell myself its just not worth the jail time
Magnet: So it turns out being an adult..
Magnet: I am a happy go lucky ray of fucking sunshine
Magnet: Sorry I can't I have plans with my cat
Magnet: I'm done adulting lets be mermaids
Magnet: Exit the womb they said
Magnet: If my dog makes you uncomfortable
Magnet: My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills
Magnet: I hate everyone and pants
Magnet: I run on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts.
Magnet: I love giving homemade gifts
Magnet: Sarcasm one of the many services I offer
Magnet: Don't get your tinsel in a tangle
Magnet: I hate talking to people about things
Magnet: I am a goddess. A glorious, female warrior.
Magnet: Home sweet camper
Magnet: Bears. Beats. Battlestar Galactica
Magnet: Sorry I'm awkward Sorry
Magnet: If I ever go missing I'd like my photo put on beer bottles
Magnet: What doesn't kill you