Magnet: oh, sorry. Did I roll my eyes out loud?
Magnet: I want to do a lot of things
Magnet: If I ever go missing I'd like my photo put on beer bottles
Magnet: Yes that's correct and the unicorn you rode in on.
Magnet: What doesn't kill you
Magnet: I cant tell if I'm dealing with life these days
Magnet: If I ever go missing I'd like my photo put on wine bottles
Magnet: So it turns out being an adult..
Magnet: Sorry I can't I have plans with my cat
Magnet: I'm done adulting lets be mermaids
Magnet: Exit the womb they said
Magnet: Of course I talk to myself
Magnet: I'm just a girl staring at a salad wishing it was a donut
Magnet: If my dog makes you uncomfortable
Magnet: I run on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts.
Magnet: I love giving homemade gifts
Magnet: Sarcasm one of the many services I offer
Magnet: Punch Today in the Face
Magnet: Don't get your tinsel in a tangle