Magnet: If my dog makes you uncomfortable
Magnet: On the bright side
Magnet: Piss You Off
Magnet: I run on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts.
Magnet: I love giving homemade gifts
Magnet: Sarcasm one of the many services I offer
Magnet: Don't be a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins
Magnet: Alice in Wonderland
Magnet: Punch Today in the Face
Magnet: Don't get your tinsel in a tangle
Magnet: I hate talking to people about things
Magnet: If my dog doesn't like you, I probably won't either.
Magnet: Home sweet camper
Magnet: My middle finger salutes you
Magnet: The difference in pizza and your opinion
Magnet: Taco dirty to me
Magnet: Introvert stop saying yes to shit you hate
Magnet: Netflix Marathons
Magnet: I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle.
Magnet: Too many people not enough voodoo dolls